Outo Kumpu Out of the Cup
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Daz Bristow's thoughts on 2A buoys impressive display against premiership opposition.
Outo Kumpu Out of the Cup
Anonymous (86.129.27.54) 1165141421|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

2A bouys 3 - 1 Outo Kumpu

A fantastic team performance on Saturday saw the 2A buoys totally outclass the premiership opposition. Starting the game against only 10 men, sorry Dave can't avoid mentioning it, Outo Kumpu must have thought it was going to be a walk in the park. On a fairly large pitch we kicked up hill in the first half and into the sun. Without the extra man everyone dug deep and worked really hard for each other playing some lovely passing football.
Two great moves down the right flank resulted in goals for Zahid and Mark Harby. Now seeing as I spent the last ten minutes of the game with stars in front of my eyes following a clash of heads, I can't remember if Zahid scored first or Mark. I do remember Pete whipping in a superb cross and Zahid heading in from the far post at the edge of the six yard box. After some nice passing down the right flank Mark found himself inside the box rifling the shot past the keeper to make it 2-0 within 15 minutes.
On the stroke of half time we carelessly threw Outu Kumpu a lifeline allowing them to score from a corner. Although Butch forgot to jump to catch the ball, some suspect defending allowed their striker to head home unchallenged. I am sure that Torrs will have something to say about that! After Dave arrived we switched from the 3 4 2 formation to the more conventional 4 4 2 with Mark Harby moving to leftback.
In the second half OK came out with all guns blazing but thanks to some stoic defending from Ian, Daz and Mark Harby(not sure what Torrs was doing) we held them at bay. After some controversial offside decisions against Zahid and Pete we finally broke, again down the right, this time Zahid turning provider for Pete to slot home(at least thats how I think it happened - maybe a quite trip to casualty to rule out concussion wouldn't go a miss).
With OK chasing the game we had several other chances on the counter attack to kill the game but in the end it didn't matter.
Finally well done to Saulio our leader, the midfield dynamo who scrapped and battled in the middle of the park to win possession for us. Why on earth he ran forty yards to fetch the ball for the them when we were three one up is beyond me. He must have been overjoyed at being able to stand head and shoulders above his opposite number for once.
Well done the lads!!

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Anonymous (81.137.251.153) 1165231655|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Ne'er mind Pete's goal being "slotted home " - i had it down as candidate for goal of the season !
Running from ones own half to latch onto the ball , dribbling past 2 despairing defenders before firing into the top corner does not constitute "slotting home ".
Get to A&E Matthew Kelly !

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DJB3103DJB3103 1165234285|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I think I might have been getting a drink when all this was going on. DId Zahid actually pass it to him though or was that another break away attack.

Please help me - this is worse than when Bobby Ewing came back inot Dallas.

I'm off to A&E now.

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Anonymous (193.108.73.47) 1165238020|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I think Dave could give a better summary of the first half than this :-) How much memory can you lose from a slight tap to the nose….bet you can't even remember the fist time you slept with Saul to get into the side!

….and why does everyone else have only 1 name when I have the more formal 2?

Yours,

Mr Mark Harby esq.

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Anonymous (195.60.21.19) 1165235364|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Just seen Darrans informative correspondence on our great win this weekend. Noted the end comments with glee! Yours Saulio.

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Anonymous (198.176.19.40) 1165236812|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

…..Saul……midfield dynamo……..hahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Anonymous (198.176.19.40) 1165236920|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

PS. Wasn't even suspect defending, think whoever should have been marking that guy should look up the word 'defending' in the dictionary!!…..and Saul is a puff!

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Anonymous (217.205.99.82) 1165243378|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Torrs we aren't going to go through the magic Dragon thing all over again are we. It is POOF not puff!!

As for receiving a slight tap on the nose you should see it this morning!!!! I could get a job pulling Santas sleigh if Rudolph can't make it.

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Anonymous (217.205.99.82) 1165243539|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Mr Mark Harby esq has very kindly agreed to write next weeks match report.

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Anonymous (193.108.73.47) 1165315363|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

How did the prem lot go on against Dronfield?

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Anonymous (81.137.251.153) 1165319364|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

prem side won 3-1 in the diddy cup !

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Anonymous (198.176.19.40) 1165506372|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Daz (southern nancy boy), us real blokes up norf call Saul a puff, not a poof as that refers to a cosy footstool whereas Saul is also referred to as a 'stabber of the brownstool!'

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Anonymous (81.158.218.189) 1165522722|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I should like to draw my honourable friends attention to the dictionary definition of Poof click here not a cosy footstool in sight, as opposed to the definition of PUFF - a short explosive burst of breath or wind. I rest my case you northern neanderthal!

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Anonymous (198.176.19.40) 1165581090|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

This definition obviously didn't come from a Yaaarksheeer dictionary, tha' knows! And as you no, neanderthals struggle to get their tongue around too many o's, unlike Saul who is very adept at circling the odd 'o' ring!

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